We can have the village deer chase away the geese. Then have the skateboarders chase the deer. Then have the police chase the skateboarders. Then have everyone complain anyway.

Harvest the geese and the deer, feed the people that don't have enough to eat, let the skateboarders deliver the meals and get more swans. A farmer told me once that geese will stay away if there is a flock of swans at the watering hole. I think it's worth a try, better than that ridiculous umbrella - oil remedy